HELLO. I TRON.

Day was strange today, let I tell you. I tell you now.

I have strange dream that Johnny and I going down street, only I not carrying Johnny, Johnny carrying me. It feel strange but I more surprised he carry me so far. Johnny normally give me help up staircase and into Johnnyflatroom but he have puny arms so it never far. This time though we go far, but that kind of thing not out of ordinary in dream so I let slide.

Then though I realise there cars in road, so know it not dream after all. When I dream there no cars in road and pedestrian not stupid.

Realising I not in dream and pedestrian still stupid make me feel light headed. Then I realise only front wheel is with Johnny - rest of self somewhere else. I feel naked without rest of self, though it does explain how puny armed Johnny managing so well to carry me.

Johnny and I go in place where lots of bike I not seen before, so I know we not at work. I test just in case and try talk spokes quietly with bike while Johnny look around. It tell me mind own business so I definitely know we not at work.

Johnny hand me to man I not seen before, who take a look inside self. This feel strange and I tell self off for opening up to strangers so easily. Stranger try and tell Johnny what good for me, which I think overly familiar and hope Johnny punch stranger. Johnny instead agree with Stranger, which make me feel like I not as loved as Johnny profess.

Man pulls bits from self then adds new ones which generate inner conflict, but then I treated to free air so that not as bad. I like free air cause I bike.

On way out I try say bye to bike from before and it turn nose up - then I realise I in bike shop. Only bike without a Johnny to carry make effort to be that haughty - especially since turning nose up very difficult for bike.

Johnny and I go home and he reunite me with rest of self, which feel good. Then we go on ride - I assume to work before he put lights on me which make me realise it after work. We go on long trip over two different bridges. Johnny smiling and not saying much. I not say much either cause I bike.